sheila broflovski most accurate jewish mother on television

bigstupiduglyogre:

fadingpeacedogg:

forgot that i’m moderately allergic to honey. just ate honey nut cheerios.

laloslayamanca:

we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur’s table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it’s really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it’s crazy i was just born like this i guess

catmask:

i love when ur inside chilling or cleaning and it suddenly starts raining hard as hell YESSSSS IM A LITTLE MOUSE IN A TREE HOLLOW HOUSE

repmet:

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

littlefangs:

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

watching my first ever anime and i have to say. these men all seem quite homosexual

kinklock:

the grip tumblr has on society while being universally believed to be dead

i love seeing little girls act around me the way i used to act around the cool older girls